Category Archives: Rants and Kisses

Take Care of Yourself, Jerry Springer

R.I.P., Jerry Springer: I remember a time when Brendan, Chenoa, and I played hooky from other responsibilities and made it a point to watch “The Jerry Springer Show” together. It was an opportunity to commune with twisted people who had worse problems, and less shame, than we did. My show favorite was the bald bouncer who roamed the set breaking up brawls. He looked imposing like Mr. Clean. I think his name was Steve. When the audience chanted “Steve! Steve! Steve!” we howled for blood with them. Family values like that is what makes America great. Continue reading

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Lessons My Mother Never Imagined

I still make the kinds of innocent mistakes made recently by fully sighted people in the wrong place at the wrong time. Lost and looking for directions on a lonely country road? I’ve been there. Knocking on a door at the wrong address? I’ve done that. Climbing into the wrong car in a parking lot? Guilty. To the extent I see them, all cars look alike. Continue reading

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The Return of Justin Jones and the White Suit – The New York Times

Vanessa Friedman:Once again the white suit rears its powerfully symbolic head. There are few garments in the political wardrobe that have been worn so deliberately and become as imbued with meaning. This time it has stepped front and center thanks to the saga of State Representative Justin Jones of Tennessee, a Democrat and, at 27, one of the youngest Black lawmakers in the state government. Continue reading

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Marlène Schiappa Posed for Playboy (Clothed). France Is Looking, and Talking. – The New York Times

“There was Ms. Schiappa in a white dress on the cover, her right hand over her heart and cupping one breast. It was an allusion to the painter Eugene Delacroix’s symbol of French liberty, leading citizens over barricades, holding a rifle and the French flag, both breasts emerging from her unraveling dress.” Continue reading

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Liberté, Égalité, Décolletage!

Marlene Schiappa, France’s social affairs minister, is under fire for posing for a Playboy cover amid social upheaval. Continue reading

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All Together Now: “LOCK HIM UP! LOCK HIM UP!”

If a man like Donald Trump isn’t allowed to have extramarital sex with a porn star, you won’t be allowed to have it, either. Next, the FBI will kick down the door of your luxury suite. What is America coming to? Honest, no pun intended.) Continue reading

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Buddy, Can You Spare Me A Top-Hat?

Whenever Financial Doom & Gloom (FDG) fills the 24/7 news cycle, my cardiologist forbids me to listen to crackpots like Jim Cramer at CNBC. He frowns on Tom Keene, my wonky calculus-driven guru at Bloomberg News. I’m permitted a small dose of Lisa Abramowicz on fixed income securities, a small dose of warmth like a nip of Calvados on a cold winter night. Everything else is too risky for my heart arrhythmia. Continue reading

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