Category Archives: Rants and Kisses

Rants & Kisses for Woke Capitalism

Last night I had a dream about my Econ 101 class. Let me try to get it straight. In One Million B.C., Raquel Welch invented civilization and early cave men discovered clubs that could help them steal thy neighbor’s mastodon. That was called Survival of the Fittest. Continue reading

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Riding to Ukraine

Whoa, Trigger: No one expected Joe Biden to take a train to Ukraine. Not to be upstaged, Vladimir Putin needs to get back on the horse, take off his shirt, and find another falcon willing to ride on his shoulder. … Continue reading

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Manhattan Mojo for a Walkable Neighborhood

I felt like the guy in that Joni Mitchel song, “I was a free man in Paris, unfettered and alive.” Except it wasn’t Paris, it was New York. I hadn’t gotten my Manhattan mojo yet. I needed to settle into the tempo of the street, the people and the traffic. Continue reading

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My Frisson with Raquel Welch

I’d like to say that of course I knew I was enveloped in the aura of a very beautiful woman. What I saw out of the corner of my eye—at least I still had some peripheral vision – was a splash of stunning russet hair. I tried to stay cool so I wouldn’t stumble as we stepped off the escalator’s collapsing tread. Continue reading

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What Do You Get When You Fall in Love?

I’m glad it’s dark. I’d be embarrassed if anyone could see the dreamy look on my face. This is when I begin to notice that quickening of the heart called love. It happens as soon as you wake up. It happens while you run to the bus stop. It happens on your coffee break when you should be back at work. Kiss someone and you get enough germs to catch pneumonia. Continue reading

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Rants & Kisses: State of the Union

Marjorie Taylor Green auditioned for R&K’s Authoritarian It Girl at the 2023 State of the Union address. She and her Republican colleagues yelled like Tarzan swinging through the trees as they jeered and booed the President’s speech. Earlier in the night, MTG modeled a new white dress with fur trim on the floor of the U.S. House chamber. Continue reading

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